Starting out

So I am blogging. I don't even know what "Blog" means. Maybe it is something like "tweeting", I really don't know. I don't know what "tweet" means either. I just figured my story is so inspiring, it needs to be told. I know I can speak to the masses of people who read blogs. (I assume there are some and that is why people blog.)

I figure by keeping a blog, it will be easier for me to write my biography a few years down the line. Which WILL be a best seller because I am going to meet up with Oprah and then I am gold. I mean Oprah is pretty cool, think about, she picked a president.

I have to blog, I travel all over…well at least in the great state of Arizona. I see some of the greatest places no one ever sees. I have been to places most people who lived in Arizona their whole life don’t know about. Places that are half a mile from the center of nowhere.

Also, this way I can combine my two favorite school subjects: math and English. (I don’t even know if I am suppose to capitalize English?? Should have listened to Mr. Nolte, who is not the brother of Nick) I figure I couldn’t really make anything out my other favorite class, PE. Funny how PE teachers take their job so seriously but I don’t see how playing badminton really helps. Perhaps if we learned golf, I could use that, I have golfed for work related things. The boss never says, “Hey Jeff, how about we go hit the shuttlecock around this weekend?” If he did, I would rock though, thanks to Dublin High PE. Go Gaels! That's right, I said Gaels. (Don't laugh...our school could kick your schools *&#)

So I am not a professional athlete, I am an accountant. I count things. People think accountants are boring, I am going to change that by blogging the inside life of an accountant. In fact, I am more than an accountant, I am an auditor. (NO I DON’T WORK FOR THE IRS). Even better, I am a CPA. Most people think all CPA’s do taxes but we don’t. CPA’s are like doctors, we have specialties. So when you meet a CPA, don’t think they do taxes, just like when you meet a doctor, you don’t know if the doctor is a brain surgeon or a foot doctor. You really don’t want to mix those up.

So this is my first blog. I don't know what will become of this. I hope I can post pictures, I am for sure going to use pictures in my biography. I mean a picture is worth 1,000 words, so the more pictures, the more I can charge for my book. It would be worth much more words.

So if you want, pay close attention to the life and times of Jeff.