The Penguin Conspiracy

As many of you may know, I have an interest in conspiracy theories, or as I like to call them…unknown truths. Some of these things are very sensitive to people, like the Moon landing, JFK assassination, 9/11 and others. Things that most people think you are either un-American or just plain crazy to give any credit to them. I am not saying everything is a conspiracy but if you look into a lot of these things, there are some real inconsistencies of what is being told to the general public.

However, I don’t want to get all political and controversial, that’s not what this blog is about. If you want to know more about conspiracies I recommend watching Jesse Ventura’s new show, it’s an eye opener. But there is another conspiracy that is finally coming out that is worth noting, one that involves of all things, the Titanic.

There is no doubt that the Titanic sank because it hit an iceberg, the real question is…how did the iceberg get to where the ship would hit it? Now some say that the guys who are suppose to look out for such things were not properly equipped and/or where not paying proper attention. But here is another story.

Recently a penguin whose grandfather was near the incident came forward with a story of a remarkable conspiracy against humanity. The penguin who wishes to remain anonymous (so we will call him Paul), related to us the story his grandfather told him of what really happened. Could this just be folklore or could this be a confession of an act that killed many.

According to Paul, the Great Penguin Council became concerned with the continued increase in population of the American continent. As the American population continued to increase, the penguins began to lose food and space and Americans began to fish and pollute the waters. In addition, the penguins feared that with the industrial revolution, the ozone layer would begin to wear thin thus leading to a warming global temperature and a reduction in the polar ice caps.

The Great Penguin Council formed a most unusual alliance with the Greater Northeast Polar Bear Alliance and the plot began. If the two of them could together slow down the progress of humans flocking to the Americas, and possibly slow down global warming, pollution, and the over-fishing in the North Atlantic Ocean.

So in what can only be described as an animal terrorist attack, the penguins and polar bears together pushed the iceberg into the way of the Titanic and as the ship got closer, they pushed it into the ship as it passed by. We all know the results of what happened next.

Little did they know that humans would find other ways to cross the great ocean and would continue to flock to America and would continue to eat massive amounts of fish, as well as pollute the waters and skies with deadly toxins.

Paul also mentioned that the penguins are aware of the increasing destruction humans are having on all animals. He stated that he was worked with some Hollywood insiders to create a “propaganda” campaign aimed at the world’s youth. "Movies like “Happy Feet” came from the minds of penguins not humans" says Paul. The penguins continue to try to work in peace but Paul warns that many in the penguin community are growing radical and the threat level is escalating. Paul mentioned that "Many penguins are forming alliances with other animal groups as well, including but not limited to squirrals, coyotes, sharks, and owls."

We have been warned.

PS.
For those of you wondering how the penguins from the south and Polar Bears from the North conspired together when they live so far about, the answer to your question is that the communicate using a service similar to the Pony Express. The penguins would send someone northward to deliver the information to someone else, who would then continue the process. Is something they called "Sea-Mail". The precursor to our E-Mail.